NEWARK: A look at this weekend, and what's coming up

I hope you are hungry, because this list is impressive:

http://library.constantcontact.com/download/get/file/1102135376564-160/Menu+Program.pdf

And for a look at some upcoming events in the not so quiet burb of Newark:

http://www.enjoydowntownnewark.com/Events.htm#LETTER.BLOCK6

This looks interesting, although I bristle at being called a lady. I'm more the "broad", "dame" or "chick" type (unless you are saying "Hey Lady!" like Jerry Lewis). But I guess that doesn't market as well...